Today I realized I've been with my husband for almost 8 years.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 17:40 - United States - Rittman

Today I realized I've been with my husband for almost 8 years. 8 years since I've had decent sex is long enough to almost make me cry. FML.

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J15237 25

Wednesday 18 December 2019 2:38

Have you tried talking with your husband over the years to make your sex life better? Or ask him what he thinks? Honestly communication is the only way to make your sex life better. Trust me I am one of those people who understands how important sex is in a marriage. But try new things.

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J15237 25

Wednesday 18 December 2019 2:38

Have you tried talking with your husband over the years to make your sex life better? Or ask him what he thinks? Honestly communication is the only way to make your sex life better. Trust me I am one of those people who understands how important sex is in a marriage. But try new things.

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