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By maddiebh - 11/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Westerville

Today, i realized how much my family disliked me when my mum called me into the kitchen to clean up after a family dinner. I was not invited to said family dinner. FML

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sohigh10 34

Friday 12 August 2016 10:53

At least you'll have the ball to look forward to, where you'll meet a prince who goes looking for you all over the kingdom to give you back your shoe.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Friday 12 August 2016 11:29

You're Harry Potter aren't you?

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sohigh10 34

Friday 12 August 2016 10:53

At least you'll have the ball to look forward to, where you'll meet a prince who goes looking for you all over the kingdom to give you back your shoe.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Friday 12 August 2016 11:29

You're Harry Potter aren't you?

lifes_rough23 8

Saturday 13 August 2016 4:35

wow! I'm sorry what jackasses! oh well your better off with their consideration! but seriously your time will come. ?

Alup132 22

Monday 15 August 2016 1:00

Something like that happened to me once. My parents bought pizza and forgot to tell me, so I walked in and hey realized they forgot me.

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