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By Motherfml - 29/10/2021 07:11 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I realised I have used this website to scroll myself to sleep pretty much every night for half my life. I’m a 31 year-old mum of two. FML

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mike3775 35

Saturday 6 November 2021 17:54

I got a message last year from someone saying they saw a comment I made back in 2011. So I have been coming here daily for over a decade now. Your not alone.

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mike3775 35

Saturday 6 November 2021 17:54

I got a message last year from someone saying they saw a comment I made back in 2011. So I have been coming here daily for over a decade now. Your not alone.

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