Miscellaneous: Today, I play softball and we use eye black because it helps... - FML

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By anon - 20/09/2016 00:07 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I play softball and we use eye black because it helps block out the glare. I sat down at my desk to do my makeup and put some chapstick on instead of lipgloss. Turns out, it was not chapstick, it was my eyeblack. They come in similar packaging and now my lips are stained black. FML

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that90sgurl 17

Thursday 22 September 2016 4:28

Black lipstick looks sick af! Rock it!

KittieTetaz520 15

Tuesday 20 September 2016 13:02

Well Halloween is just around the corner..

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KittieTetaz520 15

Tuesday 20 September 2016 13:02

Well Halloween is just around the corner..

that90sgurl 17

Thursday 22 September 2016 4:28

Black lipstick looks sick af! Rock it!

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 23 September 2016 20:06

Nothing wrong with black lipstick.

vikingchick 22

Saturday 24 September 2016 4:22

Get some Washi tape or duct tape and wrap a section of one of your tubes. :D

redneck_42099 4

Monday 3 October 2016 0:26

I use face paint and whatnot often when I hunt the best way to remove it is to scrub it with baby oil and hot water hope, this helps.

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