Today I planned a romantic meal at my girlfriends favourite restaurant....

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By "Kierst" - 14/10/2017 21:21 - United Kingdom

Today I planned a romantic meal at my girlfriends favourite restaurant. As I was gathering my nerve another man proposed to his girlfriend. My girlfriend then commented how unromantic it was to be proposed to in a restaurant. FML.

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rebeccac12 18

Wednesday 18 October 2017 16:37

so do it in another romantic way. take a starlight walk and find some beautiful scenery to propose.

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rebeccac12 18

Wednesday 18 October 2017 16:37

so do it in another romantic way. take a starlight walk and find some beautiful scenery to propose.

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