Love: Today, I planned a huge Valentine's date for the girl I love... - FML

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By JG - 13/02/2016 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I planned a huge Valentine's date for the girl I love and who says she likes me back and wants to date me. I spent hours a day for a week writing a Valentines note, bought her favorite chocolate and had a big night planned. She stood me up because she was scared to see me. Heart=broken. FML

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