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By AllisonGrey19 - 14/04/2016 15:55 - United States
Today, I opened a 3 week old banana for my little sister that was still green. My mom told me to go use the big knife in the kitchen, so after a made a blood curdling scream, my mom ran into the kitchen and got pissed because I woke her up. I cut off the tip of my finger. FML