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By Dumbfounded - 07/06/2016 15:43 - United States

Today, I offered to buy a co-worker who had been hitting on me for a while a drink from Starbucks telling him i had a coupon 2 for 1 since we were both on our way to break we should grab a drink together. He didn't understand and said "ya I'll take 2 carmel fraps" the boy is socially oblivious. FML

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noreallywhat 17

Wednesday 8 June 2016 7:22

If there is a socially awkward situation the best course of action is to be clear and direct and clear it up right away.

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noreallywhat 17

Wednesday 8 June 2016 7:22

If there is a socially awkward situation the best course of action is to be clear and direct and clear it up right away.

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