This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By starfox - 24/8/2018 20:30
Today, I met an attractive girl at a party. I tried to introduce myself and shake her hand, but she pulled away. The first words out of her mouth were "Touch me and I'll file a restraining order for you." She was friendly with all the other guests. FML
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By  thehaystackerine  |  16

if she's going to file a restraining order because you touched her, I'd have made it worth my while and slapped her like the bitch she is

By  bsshooter  |  14

do a barrel roll

By  clearlyroo440  |  18

If she’s single it probably means somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.