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Today, I met an attractive girl at a party. I tried to introduce myself and shake her hand, but she pulled away. The first words out of her mouth were "Touch me and I'll file a restraining order for you." She was friendly with all the other guests. FML
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JasonThorn 23
Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."
real life problems 26
Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.
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JasonThorn 23
Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."
kazekai8 11
You are not too far from the truth
ARISKomuniszt 24
Might she have had a condition of some type?
Glowworm56 27
Yep, it's called being a bitch. Sometimes, people don't have medical conditions, they're just jerks.
real life problems 26
Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.
Charlie Given 28
You wouldn't happen to be black or Native American or a foreigner she might be a racist or just a big bitch🤔
RinoaHeartilly 36
Any chance you knew her a long time ago or something? Or one of her friends?
thehaystackerine 20
if she's going to file a restraining order because you touched her, I'd have made it worth my while and slapped her like the bitch she is
Davros 12
I hate when they get pre-warned about me.
bsshooter 14
do a barrel roll
RichardPencil 32
What appendage were you trying to put in her hand?
clearlyroo440 19
If she’s single it probably means somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.