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Today, I met an attractive girl at a party. I tried to introduce myself and shake her hand, but she pulled away. The first words out of her mouth were "Touch me and I'll file a restraining order for you." She was friendly with all the other guests. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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JasonThorn 23

Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."

real life problems 26

Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.

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Comments (19)

BurnInDemonFire 39

Dodged some big crazy there, eh McCloud?

Jr Malvitz 15

hope he barrel rolled away from her

thejimhawkins 13

Are you the same guy the girl said made her feel uncomfortable at school, resulting in an in school suspension?

deep deep 6

maybe she heard something about or its mistake in identity.

Rabite 28

Well either you have a certain reputation or maybe don't try to touch random people even for a handshake?

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Plot twist: Op is actually Harvey Weinstein.