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By starfox - 24/08/2018 20:30

Today, I met an attractive girl at a party. I tried to introduce myself and shake her hand, but she pulled away. The first words out of her mouth were "Touch me and I'll file a restraining order for you." She was friendly with all the other guests. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Wednesday 15 August 2018 17:02

Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."

real life problems 26

Friday 24 August 2018 21:03

Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:27

Dodged some big crazy there, eh McCloud?

Jr Malvitz 15

Saturday 25 August 2018 5:46

hope he barrel rolled away from her

thejimhawkins 13

Saturday 25 August 2018 7:37

Are you the same guy the girl said made her feel uncomfortable at school, resulting in an in school suspension?

deep deep 6

Saturday 25 August 2018 12:27

maybe she heard something about or its mistake in identity.

Rabite 28

Sunday 26 August 2018 0:55

Well either you have a certain reputation or maybe don't try to touch random people even for a handshake?

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Sunday 26 August 2018 15:19

Plot twist: Op is actually Harvey Weinstein.

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