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By starfox - 24/08/2018 20:30

Today, I met an attractive girl at a party. I tried to introduce myself and shake her hand, but she pulled away. The first words out of her mouth were "Touch me and I'll file a restraining order for you." She was friendly with all the other guests. FML
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JasonThorn 21

Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."

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real life problems 26

Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.

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thejimhawkins 13

Are you the same guy the girl said made her feel uncomfortable at school, resulting in an in school suspension?

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deep deep 6

maybe she heard something about or its mistake in identity.

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Rabite 28

Well either you have a certain reputation or maybe don't try to touch random people even for a handshake?

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Plot twist: Op is actually Harvey Weinstein.

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