Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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uHazFailedTotall 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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ILuffYou 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 13:13

yummy.

NoOneCaresXD 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:10

hopefully your mouth wasn't open

ZombieLoveA 0

Monday 23 January 2012 4:58

Aha.. Look at the bright side. Semen is good for your skin :p

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:05

Yum. You involuntarily got a facial.

secretlady99 6

Wednesday 9 October 2013 21:36

.........how does one fall face first onto a used condom?

soosiMA89 5

Friday 24 January 2014 17:54

Beautiful

darbmutat 12

Sunday 13 April 2014 19:45

I hope, at the very least, it was yours...

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:17

You, my friend have pure luck!

nesteremily 31

Wednesday 13 August 2014 2:45

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