By mmlncwdr - 14/08/2016 19:08

Today, I'm working an 8-hour shift on less than 3 hours of sleep. In order to stay awake, I chugged 3 Red Bulls. Now I can't feel my face. FML
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mmlncwdr tells us more.

Hey, OP here! I can't believe this got published! These comments are great, I've been laughing for the last 20 mins. So to clear things up a bit, no 8 hours on less than 3 hours of sleep is not that bad, to an adult, I am 16 and have an anxiety disorder. The pills I take make me extremely drowsy, and I also happened to have a three hour practice that same night. I went directly from work to practice so the 3 Red Bulls were necessary. I will not be doing that again in the near future seeing as I could feel my heart beating in my chest all afternoon. And before I go, I did love it?? thanks everyone for the comments!

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PBplusJ 12

But did you grow 3 pairs of wings?

Thinkitthrough 23

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Diamond_don 18

If you want to wake up take some Tramadol, it works well

Tramadol is a pretty serious drug. You can't just go around telling people to take that kind of stuff.

you aren't educated on the subject, tramadol is a mild muscle relaxer that can be given to humans as well as pets to alleviate muscle and bone pain, in my case it's bone pain. I take tramadol every day and it is not in the slightest way mind altering. it was prescribed to me by my chiroprac

I don't know where you got that from. One of the side effects to taking Tramadol is drowsiness. No sane doctor is going to prescribe it to a 16 year old for that reason.

ososmiley12 4

Tramadol is classified as a narcotic. It makes you sleepy unless you are used to it.

It's also an SSRI; not good to mix with anxiety meds.

If you want to still drink red bull, just drink one every hour instead of all three at the same time, that way your body has some time to return to a steady pace.

Mysterybounty 6

You think 8 hours on 3 hours of sleep is alot? I got 2 hours last night and am still working, right now on hour 10, with no Red Bulls.

lmao. civilians. you need a tour over seas. then you will be happy when you get 3 hours of sleep. lmao.

I can't feel my face when I'm with you, But I love it

Oh_bother44 11

I think caffeine works better when you sip your beverage... You get milder (but still present) doses of caffeine over a longer period of time... Probably better for you than "chugging" 3. (This coming from someone that doesn't drink coffee and hates energy drinks so... Maybe I'm wrong about the caffeine)

dude that sounds like me everyday stop being a pussy

That can't be safe! I hope you're alright!