Work: Today, I locked up the store I work at and forgot to put my name...

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By Shamanskinator - 02/03/2016 03:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I locked up the store I work at and forgot to put my name tag back on the fridge in the back room. Leaving the lock with the key still in for 20 seconds, some asshole thought it'd be funny to lock me in. I'm still here, guys. FML

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