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By neveragain - 24/02/2017 00:02 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I learned that having sex while pregnant isn't the best of ideas. I shit all over the bed when my partner entered me, then proceeded to cry while he cleaned me up. FML
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mrandmrsanon 7

Being pregnant is hard but your partner sounds like a great guy.

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monkeygirl18 5

I did that the other day and was so embarrassed now I know to go before we get busy I don't think he noticed tho but it was sure stinky just not a whole lot like a few rabbit pieces

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monkeygirl18 5

I did that the other day and was so embarrassed now I know to go before we get busy I don't think he noticed tho but it was sure stinky just not a whole lot like a few rabbit pieces

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mrandmrsanon 7

Being pregnant is hard but your partner sounds like a great guy.

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CrazyJolteon 0

So, you were stupid enough to have sex while pregnant, shit everywhere, and proceeded to cry while he cleans it all up? I am wondering what age you'll become an adult. Maybe 60

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honeyleee 15

You're supposed to have sex while pregnant to help loosen up for the baby. Don't be so ignorant.

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