Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech, my mother stopped me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML
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The speech took less than 2 minutes, it was a brief message thanking everyone for coming and how me and my husband greatly appreciate it. The party was the only way to gather my whole family. A dinner reservation would cost hundreds of dollars considering the size of my family. My brother just led my mother out and we carried on. Yes, we did supply a little wine but be didn't want a lot of alcohol considering I am pregnant and I don't want anyone drunk. Just clearing it up (:
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perdix 31
She's just looking out for the health of your baby. Now that you can't consume your alcohol, your mom just wants to remove it from your home for safety's sake. You are blessed to have a mom who will "take one for the team!"
Wizardo 34
Evil grandmother: check. Alcohol fueled lifestyle: check. Beginnings of a Disney film: check. Now for the plot to unfold.
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Comments (85)
DeBoss 8
You have to say something to that piece... You gotta tell her off when she does that kinda shit to you!
badluckdawson 19
That sucks
TheChillyBoy88 6
Hi, my name is Nobody, and congratulations on your pregnancy.
SynysterNero 20
Looks like someone is t seeing her grandkids. Anyway congrats on the pregnancy.
Jaded88 3
Wow, what a bitch. You should've said "Were you drinking booze when you had your baby shower while pregnant with me?" I guarantee she would've shown instant signs of guilt and then shut her trap.
backwoodsartdiva 14
What a heartless crone.
LyraAlluse 25
Another candidate for mother of the year has been elected! But unfortunately it isn't your mom.
amy6703 6
Congratulations on your pregnancy. As far as your moms statement, maybe alanon meetings are in order.
marlize 6
Oh no! That's so bad :( did you end up telling them? Congratulations though!
blackvyper 8
Your mother didn't want to hear some boring assume speach.