Miscellaneous: Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy.... - FML

By opherehehhehe - 25/06/2013 04:04 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech, my mother stopped me, saying, "Nobody gives a rat's ass, where's the booze?" FML

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opherehehhehe 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 19:16

The speech took less than 2 minutes, it was a brief message thanking everyone for coming and how me and my husband greatly appreciate it. The party was the only way to gather my whole family. A dinner reservation would cost hundreds of dollars considering the size of my family. My brother just led my mother out and we carried on. Yes, we did supply a little wine but be didn't want a lot of alcohol considering I am pregnant and I don't want anyone drunk. Just clearing it up (:

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perdix 29

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:09

She's just looking out for the health of your baby. Now that you can't consume your alcohol, your mom just wants to remove it from your home for safety's sake. You are blessed to have a mom who will "take one for the team!"

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 25 June 2013 12:09

Evil grandmother: check. Alcohol fueled lifestyle: check. Beginnings of a Disney film: check. Now for the plot to unfold.

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DeBoss 8

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:37

You have to say something to that piece... You gotta tell her off when she does that kinda shit to you!

badluckdawson 19

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:40

That sucks

TheChillyBoy88 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 1:54

Hi, my name is Nobody, and congratulations on your pregnancy.

SynysterNero 20

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:06

Looks like someone is t seeing her grandkids. Anyway congrats on the pregnancy.

Jaded88 3

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:40

Wow, what a bitch. You should've said "Were you drinking booze when you had your baby shower while pregnant with me?" I guarantee she would've shown instant signs of guilt and then shut her trap.

backwoodsartdiva 14

Wednesday 26 June 2013 4:45

What a heartless crone.

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 26 June 2013 5:32

Another candidate for mother of the year has been elected! But unfortunately it isn't your mom.

amy6703 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:18

Congratulations on your pregnancy. As far as your moms statement, maybe alanon meetings are in order.

marlize 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 8:18

Oh no! That's so bad :( did you end up telling them? Congratulations though!

blackvyper 8

Thursday 27 June 2013 20:28

Your mother didn't want to hear some boring assume speach.

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