Today, I have crippling back pain which can only be relieved... - FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 15:12 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I have crippling back pain which can only be relieved when I lie down and remain motionless. Unfortunately, I do not get to sleep very often due to my vast amounts of school work, so lying down results in me falling asleep for hours, which puts me behind in school, making me sleep less. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 13 February 2017 0:01

Pot, meet kettle.

alternative-facts 6

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:42

You need to see a doctor, my friend, and quickly. No one should be in crippling pain. Your health is more important than anything else. What good is getting all your schoolwork done, if you're bedridden?

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CrazyJolteon 0

Sunday 12 February 2017 6:42

OMG EVERYONE IS SO STUPID HERE HOLY CRAP......go to a doctor and ask them for a note to school!

GhostFox 33

Monday 13 February 2017 0:01

Pot, meet kettle.

alternative-facts 6

Tuesday 14 February 2017 4:42

You need to see a doctor, my friend, and quickly. No one should be in crippling pain. Your health is more important than anything else. What good is getting all your schoolwork done, if you're bedridden?

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