By UH60 - 15/11/2014 22:58 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

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SarahSehhati 40

Did you pass the test though?

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what kind of ****** up unit gives you an APFT while deployed? Next time eat bananas, potassium keeps you from cramping better than water.

what kind of ****** up unit gives an APFT while deployed?

never mind and, you said "barracks" so that means you're stationed in Kuwait. that's what kind of ****** up unit you're in, enjoy the KFC.

That doesn't even make sense. They have barracks in boot camp, as well as on bases, not just on deployment.

MrCantgetright was alluding to my location.

Now you won't have problem going through the wet trenches.

The Marines have Drill Instructors. The Army has Drill Sergeants. Also, I'm not in training, so neither are where I'm located.

Also three man barracks? Where are you stationed?

On the upside, if it's too difficult you can be released for bedwetting if the training is too much for you. My hs boyfriend did it, not very honorable but it is an out. On the other side....you did what you set out to do. Success! What's one little piss in the grand scheme of things? Your friends will laugh, laugh with them, it's funny. But remember, **** em if they can't take a joke. You did it. Win!

I just... Well you did the run good for you!