By UH60 - 15/11/2014 22:58 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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UH60 26

Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

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SarahSehhati 40

Did you pass the test though?

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DorrieBelle 10

Two minutes off your time *and* your FML got approved ? You go, girl ! Hope you're home safe soon.

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sitaami 6

I know the barracks you're talking about. been there done that. it sucks. never peed myself however...

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bgon1350 4

wish I was able to post stuff being stationed in kuwait...oh wait I had an actual job to do. it's called...being in the infantry.

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DenBriZel 31

Did you have the bathroom dream?

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willbaker84 3

You're in the army... The "last mile" is 2/3 of it. Enjoy your mile and a half.

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UH60 26

The APFT is a two mile. The 'last mile' would be the second half or the home stretch. The Air Force PFT runs a mile and a half.

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MrCantgetright 4

actually, the "last mile" is half of it.... its a two mile run

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thatdudebrady 4

Actually happened to me too :,(

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cjmedic 12

Hey, but you passed the run, so good for you! What was your overall score for the APFT?

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