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By spit swapper - 09/04/2016 16:13 - United Kingdom - London
Today, I have a new appreciation for how bad it is when I ask my girlfriend to swallow. Today she sucked my dick, pretended to swallow, then tongue kissed me. Now I'm afraid to let her suck my dick ever again . FML