27161697
Malden, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML
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27161697 19
hey I'm the OP and what happened was that we were both sleeping in the same room (well she was asleep) and she started snoring so i yelled at her which woke her up. then she realized that she had to use the bathroom so half asleep she took her bathrobe off and sat on the toilet. she fell back asleep because she went to bed about 2 hours before and had to wake up in another 2 hours to catch a plane. my mom is only 50 and i am 15. by the way all of your comments made me laugh and yeah i really do wish that memory would erase!
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carecow 16
Now there is a sight that will scar your child for life.
Pleonasm 36
Hopefully there was nothing horribly messy stewing in there for a while that you had to flush, too.
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TRaww21 14
Was she drunk? And if not, how old is your mom exactly?
Stephy94 9
I certainly hope she's old enough to drink if she could have a child old enough to be posting on FML. But maybe that's just wishful thinking.
Pesticides 19
there are a lot of people who are legally able to drink but don't. even more don't get wasted enough to pass out on a toilet.
Stephy94 9
Yes, but assume this kid is at least ten. It's very unlikely the mother would have gotten pregnant earlier than thirteen which leads me to believe the mother has to be _at least_ twenty-two/twenty-three.
RonnieG 10
maybe she's on her early forties and took her sleeping medication before actually being in bed.
jw90 18
I've fallen asleep on the toilet once.
Blackcatluck 19
How interesting, did you come out of a ****** when you born too?
reeses_pieces12 7
You know you don't have to emerge from a ****** to be born, right?
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
Plot twist: this was only OP's dream.. then she wakes up on the toilet herself.
RonnieG 10
is your name Howard Wolowitz?
astralvagan 20
Bazinga!!
LilFlutter 10
"Howwwwwahhhdddd!!!"
buddy51 23
.....and if that's how your week's starting off, OP, just think how much room for improvement there is!! Things just have to get better! Tell yourself that, over and over and over, and maybe you'll be able to believe it!! Otherwise, FYL!!!
AGB10 19
Okay junior - so that's how you wake me up when im in the toilet. Toilet training - check.
whyisitme12 19
Sounds like she had a hell of a weekend
8born8 18
Just makes up for all of the times she had to wipe your butt & change your crappy nappies.
joyce71 5
how said being a kid was going to be easy I bet you thought you would never be doing something like this though
FuKcMee 32
13 you're a goof, she prob drunk oh look under 50