27161697
Malden, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML
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27161697 19
hey I'm the OP and what happened was that we were both sleeping in the same room (well she was asleep) and she started snoring so i yelled at her which woke her up. then she realized that she had to use the bathroom so half asleep she took her bathrobe off and sat on the toilet. she fell back asleep because she went to bed about 2 hours before and had to wake up in another 2 hours to catch a plane. my mom is only 50 and i am 15. by the way all of your comments made me laugh and yeah i really do wish that memory would erase!
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carecow 16
Now there is a sight that will scar your child for life.
Pleonasm 36
Hopefully there was nothing horribly messy stewing in there for a while that you had to flush, too.
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buckdharma 38
There must be at least 50 ways he could have done this without seeing her naked. One would be to slide her phone under the door and then call long distance and reverse the charges.
27161697 19
maybe if the door was closed
buckdharma 38
Op, it's really not my habit to intrude. Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued, but I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude. There must be 50 ways to not see your Mother.
mcknjack 14
Today, I'm a Mom. After doing 8 loads off my kid's skid-marked underwear and 4 loads of dishes I found under his bed, I actually feLL asleep on the toilet. He then had the audacity to complain. FML
worldclassrager 41
Took a PM pill I would guess and it kicked in fast..
Shadowbay 18
My cousin had the same same experience but his mom was messed up on pills and had her grandson too... sorry for anyone who has to see that though...
Pordexel 5
Was she sitting there all the time? That's not good. Sitting on the toilet for a long time can cause hemorrhoids. But anyways, hope your mom is alright!
Alihb 16
But the real problem is, ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
27161697 19
girl lol so nothing i haven't seen before. just something i really didn't want to
buckdharma 38
Op, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, and I believe that in the morning you'll begin to see the light, then it will hit you and you'll realize I probably was right. There must be 50 ways to not see your Mother.
monkeytater96 23
What can I say. I've done the same thing.
OneGirlsLife 20
I had to do that once. I was 8 and i started crying cause I thought she was dead.
jondmon91 10
Did she flush?
illegalbeagle69 23
"Momma's got her boobs out"