Today I had to leave work early- the third time in the month... - FML

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By The Dishwasher - 08/07/2017 19:36

Today I had to leave work early- the third time in the month I've worked there. Why? Because my hands hurt so badly I can't wash dishes with them- and I need the time off to let them get better. Only problem is that they hurt because of the work. They get worse every time I go in. FML

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Friday 14 July 2017 2:54

Full disclosure: I don't know you or your situation. That said, is it possible for you to wear rubber gloves?

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Friday 14 July 2017 2:54

Full disclosure: I don't know you or your situation. That said, is it possible for you to wear rubber gloves?

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