Intimacy: Today, I had to insert and apply pile cream to my boyfriend's...

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By bum-deal - 13/06/2016 22:24 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I had to insert and apply pile cream to my boyfriend's bumhole. He had a boner afterwards. FML

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 14 June 2016 16:21

I know it's probably a little awkward, but honestly not that weird if you think about it in biological/sexual terms. Stimulation there can cause men to get aroused, especially since the prostate is near there, it was probably involuntary.

ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:00

How's that an FML? There's a g-spot in his butt Also why wasn't he applying it by himself???

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Tuesday 14 June 2016 16:21

ImagineCrazy 27

Thursday 16 June 2016 0:00

How's that an FML? There's a g-spot in his butt Also why wasn't he applying it by himself???

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