Money: Today I had to help my dad's fiancee pay her bills. Not only... - FML

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By Animekid117 - 05/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Mesa

Today I had to help my dad's fiancee pay her bills. Not only did I have to dip into my savings to help them out but I also had to give them a good portion of the money from my vacation fund that was going to be used to see my girlfriend who lives 1200 miles away. Now I can't afford the trip. FML

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VeryDissapointed 5

Friday 6 May 2016 0:28

Just keep saving up, you will eventually get there.

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invadermaythe1st 35

Thursday 5 May 2016 21:47

Dumbass.

VeryDissapointed 5

Friday 6 May 2016 0:28

Just keep saving up, you will eventually get there.

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