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By Ohio28 - 11/05/2016 00:18 - United States - Dover

Today, I had to give a speech to my government class on why they should pick me as class president, I hate talking in front of people, my voice sounded like I was going to cry. I won, but I think it was out of pity.

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theawesomeonee 8

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:36

You wanted to win, and you did. Now just focus on proving that you were a good choice.

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theawesomeonee 8

Wednesday 11 May 2016 16:36

You wanted to win, and you did. Now just focus on proving that you were a good choice.

pennyprostitute 20

Wednesday 11 May 2016 22:38

why would you want to be class president if you don't like talking in front of people? that's kind of the whole job… good luck, hon!

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