By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 16:09 - United Kingdom - Darlington

Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML
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Helenarth 6

And now I'm suddenly scared of having mine out.

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amyrules99 7

I can't tell if "sticks to it" was planned or not considering t was a stick

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HeavenLeigh12 6

Now I'm scared to get mine put in..

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godhelpusall111 12

This is why I'm abstinent.

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Ms97 0

I'm afraid to Get mine out Too !!

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aduren1 5

I feel like contraceptives for women have either a high chance of being dangerous or of being recalled.

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cierajay 3

how did they get it out? i have the same kind and im getting it out in like a week...

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kitkatgirl08 22

Same thing happened to me except it took 45 minutes!

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pancakes_O_O 3

My mom wanted to make me get one of those. I straight up told that bitch "no." I'm so happy she assumes that I'm going to **** it up as a teenager.

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HellisMyLife 0

30 min damn I just got mine a few months ago.... Hope it's not as bad

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MuseFan1991 14

i only got mine a month ago...now i can worry about that for 3 years, cheers OP :P

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hollywoodt1ts 15

is anyone confused as to why the contraceptive implant was in OPs arm rather than ******??? cuz I sure am.

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MuseFan1991 14

144- the contraceptive implant is a small stick that sits in the skin under your arm and releases hormones to stop you getting pregnant. i think you're thinking of the Coil, which goes inside your womb figured id answer in a nice way before the trolls are released :)

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daisiebud 18

Thanks, I didn't get that either...

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