Intimacy: Today, I had an IUD inserted. The cramping and bleeding won't... - FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 04:09 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I had an IUD inserted. The cramping and bleeding won't stop. My boyfriend wants to immediately test it out anyway. FML.

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