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By calculator-whore - 01/11/2016 04:15 - Australia - Kew

Today, I had a statistics exam. After weeks of careful planning and vigorous study methods, I went to my exam only to discover that I did not have my calculator. 3/4 of the exam involved difficult formula calculations. Therefore I could only complete 1/4 of the exam. FML.

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_Adog2645 24

Wednesday 2 November 2016 11:57

Did they not have a calculator you could borrow?

joeyl1990 28

Monday 7 November 2016 18:56

It annoys me that FML has gotten rid of the "You Deserve It" option because it is need here.

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_Adog2645 24

Wednesday 2 November 2016 11:57

Did they not have a calculator you could borrow?

joeyl1990 28

Monday 7 November 2016 18:56

It annoys me that FML has gotten rid of the "You Deserve It" option because it is need here.

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