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By EternalVirgin - 10/03/2016 10:31
Today, I got yet another friend request on FB which led to yet another guy proclaiming his undying love for me and wanting raunchy phone sex. Does my profile pic say 'Ready and willing'? No, no it doesn't. How do these assholes who find me without mutual friends or contacts? FML