Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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Nyla24 1

Monday 8 August 2011 7:31

what happened?

ADoG07 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 21:24

Wow ydi so much. Bitch. Why don't you just break up with your boyfriend you *****??

ileina 5

Friday 12 August 2011 18:05

Because he would know if he got stuck on an elevator for 2 hrs. Duh.

bshit 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 0:35

u stupid slimy fukin stupid dirty ****. u r 1 stupid fukin retarded **** sucker

iflytacos96 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:28

Did u have a threesome? Hahaha

KidGotHeart127 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:03

*****

wonderLust 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:29

that's just a taste of what karma has in store for you..lol

max13_fml 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 20:21

wow maybe it wouldnt have been awkward if you werent such a bitch

WashingtonSkins 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:13

KkkMan

jenskibunny 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 23:10

Yah Dumb broad.

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