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By amzy12 - 04/05/2016 21:58 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I got off early from work, not wanting to cook and wanting quality time with the huby, who has started a new job, I went to order at a restaurent enroute home where i saw my husband having a romantic candle lit meal with another woman. Sadly like a defeated woman I walked out gasping for air

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