Love and Health: Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my... - FML

By DoubleTrouble - 16/10/2018 17:30 - India

Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but I’m not jacked at all. My girlfriend stood there watching us fight, and revealed at the end that she has a twin. FML

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bl3ur0z3 17

Tuesday 16 October 2018 14:12

1) Neither of you knew this? 2) Her name didn't come up during the fight for you to notice each of you knows her by a different name? 3) She let this happen? .... Nope. You two started fighting and she had to think fast to get herself out of it. A secret twin seemed like a good solution, so she blurted it out. Now she's trying to figure out how to introduce you to a twin sister that doesn't exist.... Next time, don't come to blows over a girl you barely met.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 4 October 2018 19:44

She sounds like a great girlfriend.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 22 October 2018 20:06

I never understood why people fight the other person when the problem isn’t the other person but their partner. Idiots.

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