Love: Today, I got home to my apartment being robbed. When I called...

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By money can't buy love but... - 15/05/2016 02:53 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I got home to my apartment being robbed. When I called my girlfriend to tell her what happened, she broke up with me because she can't date someone who can't buy her jewelry. FML

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Vnqsh 4

Monday 16 May 2016 2:41

You dodged the bull there OP! Who wants a girl that cares for you only for jewelry?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 17 May 2016 14:44

Biiiiiiitch!

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Vnqsh 4

Monday 16 May 2016 2:41

You dodged the bull there OP! Who wants a girl that cares for you only for jewelry?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 17 May 2016 14:44

Biiiiiiitch!

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