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By Revreo - 29/01/2016 13:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, I got a random text message saying "ITS OVER TOM!!!" I'm not in a relationship with anyone. It turns out someone is stealing my Facebook posts and posts them on a fake account just to cheat on girls somehow. FML

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