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By not amused - 07/05/2016 13:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I got a new prescription for a blossoming skin infection, after I had an allergic reaction to the old antibiotic. I spent hours in the bathroom, with the power out, vomiting and having painful diarrhea... That was only the first pill for the next 7days... FML

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pickmikk 12

Sunday 8 May 2016 10:31

Call your doctor, stat! Hope you feel better.

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pickmikk 12

Sunday 8 May 2016 10:31

Call your doctor, stat! Hope you feel better.

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