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By Misskreher - 29/01/2016 00:46 - United States - Smithton

Today, I found out why my lady parts are itching. I've been having cramps, and my stomach is growing. I'm pregnant. This would be fine, if I wasn't a teen and dating a girl. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Sunday 15 January 2017 16:49

<p>Immaculate conception?</p>

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Sunday 15 January 2017 16:49

<p>Immaculate conception?</p>

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