Kids: Today, I found out that tomorrow I may have to watch a 5 year... - FML

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By bandeek - 30/04/2016 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that tomorrow I may have to watch a 5 year old that hates me, a 4 year old with behavorial issues, my 3 year old that recently decided she couldn't hear anything I said, and a 1 year old that runs away from me. My leg is broken. I'm on crutches and I don't get paid for this. FML

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:23

I wish we knew more about how this arrangement came to be... because I would definitely stop babysitting for someone with THAT many improperly raised children for no pay. That's ridiculous.

IntenselyAwkward 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:53

So sorry OP! I hope it goes well and you don't break anything else.

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IntenselyAwkward 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:53

So sorry OP! I hope it goes well and you don't break anything else.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:23

I wish we knew more about how this arrangement came to be... because I would definitely stop babysitting for someone with THAT many improperly raised children for no pay. That's ridiculous.

Infrno 10

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:11

You shouldn't be watching any kids when you have a broken leg. Tell them no.

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