Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with... - FML

By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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shandrith 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:48

Hi, I'm the one that posted this FML. I know that cheating wasn't a good thing to do, but that wasn't the point of the FML. Had I simply found out that he was cheating with someone else, of either gender as I knew that he was bi when we entered the relationship, I would have said nothing. The reason I posted it, and the reason I do consider it to be an FML is because of the absolute ridiculousness of the fact that we were cheating with the SAME PERSON!!! The three of us have spoken and decided that none of us are going to continue seeing each other. The BF and I were obviously both deeply unhappy, and the third part took advantage of both of us. Ex and I will probably remain friends, and chalk this up to one of those errors in life that are hilarious five years later, but hurt like hell when they happen. #3 can go to hell for all I care

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Pilate_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:09

The irony is sickening :P

AndrewG 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:09

Damn! Karma

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AlmostHuman123 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:01

oooooh the irony :| horrible isn't it? haha.

Fisshie 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:03

haha threesome

awdorable 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:10

Oh, this is my most favourite FML so far!!! And everyone so far, I don't think the boyfriend is GAY if he is going out with A GIRL and a GUY!! That makes him BISEXUAL!!!! xoxo

jbuddy 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:11

yeah have a threesome but if it dosen't work out with ur bf..send him to me lol j/p but hey have fun with it see what u can get them to do with eachother might be fun to watch lol enjoy

AirforceBlu 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:16

well if you weren't a cheating piece of shit you wouldn't have been cheated on by your bf with another guy.

dfarrey 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:25

Your logic is fatally flawed.

ITuMT 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:19

Ahaha what a ****** up triangle YDI for cheating

KickTheSky 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:21

I'm gonna echo the many calls for the threesome! Yeah, you both suck for being cheating pieces of crap, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

xxchilloutxx 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:30

Hollyoaks, anyone?

Darkcloud_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:32

just invite them both to bed together. Should be a good time.

tigerarmy_13 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 0:43

the other guy is good...i mean he got the girl AND the guy!?...ydi for cheating tho.

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