Miscellaneous Today, I found out my parents are second cousins. FML - FML

Leauge - 18/01/2016 17:14 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I found out my parents are second cousins. FML

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Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML

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Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

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Today, It’s the middle of the night and I just watched a Kenny G documentary, and found it absolutely fascinating. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

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