Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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tkiero 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:47

that is the funniest thing it sounds like something my best friend would do to his girl

magootissa 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:10

OMG when i first read your FML i thought you said " IN me while I sleep" and not "ON me while I sleep" (I'm french and i'm not in USA since a long time I always mixed up in and on...) I promise this FML is way funny and you actually understand it right =)

magootissa 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:15

My last sentence should be : I promise this FML is a lot more fun when you actually understand it right =) sorry about that..

skgirl 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:15

omg i could imagain my boy friend doing that.. this is funny not fml haha

MatthewAllMighty 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:25

eh, that's not that bad.

Mastercody 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:50

your boyfriend is awesome!

el_puncho 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:52

lmao! so random

Boxingsweets 0

Friday 7 August 2009 7:56

Lmao that's hilarious!! Not an FML.

were_giraffe 2

Friday 7 August 2009 8:06

That made me giggle

bmx5S5 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:15

why is this an fml

mndz_mkl 0

Friday 7 August 2009 8:29

R O T F L C O P T E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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