Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I got waitlisted at my dream school despite...

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 03:56 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out I got waitlisted at my dream school despite having the scores/grades to get in. My brother, on the other hand, who failed a class and scored lower than me on both the ACT/SAT, was not only accepted, but offered a scholarship. FML

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