Today, I found a ticket on my motorcycle for not parking in a designated spot. The space I had parked my bike in was occupied by a large van. Some asshole had moved my bike. FML
Kallian_fml tells us more.
I actually feel much more comfortable on my bike than in a car. When I was 15 someone crashed into the side of my mums car, right where I was sitting. The passenger seat I'd been in was completely crushed. Many of my bones were also crushed. Guess I'm just afraid of getting trapped in a car like that again.
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Skarkie321 18
I'm sure they have cameras around there somewhere, you could always get them to look.
kittytub 12
time to key the van~
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Comments (127)
alexhaz64 4
I would hope he got a ticket too at least. A van in a motorcycle spot?
alexhaz64 4
Ugh i just realized that your bike was parked in a regular spot. Asshole- 1, you-0
SamanthaCassieL 10
did you get their licence plate? that way you can at least fight it and hopefully get rid of the ticket
WeAreRisen 6
That's why I always lock the forks on my bike before going anywhere where it'll be out of sight. Oh, and I leave it in gear so if some random asshat still tries to move it, it won't.
thatclown 4
Shoulda broke that pricks window or something
BellaBelle_fml 23
Lets just add another fine and court date to OP's calendar.
ironheart98 14
dang that sucks , park the bike in gear next time so it cant be moved, i know my key needs to be put in the on position before it will switch gears.
ManInTheMachine 20
Or just rent a helicopter, Fill it with projectile missiles, fly it over to his sea-side California mansion, and bomb the shit out of it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Time to take a slugger to both headlights.
gracehi 33
Slash a hole in all four tires, carve his name into his leather seats...
gc327072 31
And maybe next time he'll think, before he cheats (by taking your spot).
klovemachine 24
Jesus take the wheel :)
snowman6 4
You're an idiot.
Mr25_fml 14
I guess that really *puts on sunglasses* grinds your gears huh? YYEEAAAHHH
gracehi 33
Okay, I get the sunglasses thing, but what's with this "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH" shit I've been seeing lately? It's ******* stupid.
pinkpixie06 11
Because the theme song comes on just after he puts his glasses on and finishes his witty yet obvious statement.
gracehi 33
That CSI show is *puts on sunglasses* lame. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
perdix 31
The *lowers sunglasses* schtick can be funny if applied properly. The "YEAH" is useless and ruins the comedic timing of an otherwise well-executed joke.
TurtleHabitat 0
my turtle.doesnt drive
gracehi 33
Well I should certainly hope not!
perdix 31
Quietly pay your fine and trade in your motorcycle for a Vespa, because you ain't a biker. A real biker would have choked the shit out of the van driver for touching his bike, and then made the ****** pay the fine. You, sir, are a pretender and a stain on the badass image of bikers. I'll bet you turn down ********. You make me sick.
Cowboy1986 4
The boys from sons of anarchy would be ashamed of you! What kind of man are you?!
Kallian_fml 21
perdix- Getting a ******* is definitely my all time favorite dream. Sadly, I'm a woman.
Jaxx66 21
It's ok Kallian- I think all of us women dream of being Futa. Wait, just me? :(
perdix 31
#87, haha, but lady bikers are expected to be ass-kickers, too. This is why you are the fantasies among Casper Milquetoasts like me ;)