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By gusthecat - 31/01/2016 17:06 - United States - Lewisville

Today, I finally told my mom about my girlfriend. The second I mentioned it was long distance she got mad and called her a "temporary internet prostitute." She finalized this rant by saying we probably won't last and stormed off. We've been dating for almost a year and a half.

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