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Today, I finally chilled with a guy I've talked to for over a year now. We went out for a drink, but by the end of the night he got pissed drunk. We got into an argument and I ended up taking his drunk ass home, because he couldn't function properly. And I think he stole 60 dollars from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By janey - / Wednesday 26 April 2017 10:00 / United States - Brooklyn

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By nononsense14 | 8

#7444740 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 16:16

Better $60 than any more of your time or feelings.

By awildwhisper | 28

#7444775 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 17:30

Next time go to a family diner with no alcohol since your friend has no self control.

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By nononsense14 | 8

#7444740 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 16:16

Better $60 than any more of your time or feelings.

By Johnny Khanh Huynh | 3

#7444762 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 16:52

That's nice of you lot of people would left his drunk ass there or call him a cab

By BARNEYSTINSON315 | 10

#7444767 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 17:22

That sucks, I'm sorry :( It was so nice of you to take him home.

By awildwhisper | 28

#7444775 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 17:30

Next time go to a family diner with no alcohol since your friend has no self control.

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daengh | 13

#7444903 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 21:47

"Next time"?

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daengh | 13

#7444904 - Wednesday 26 April 2017 21:47

"Next time"?

By ApparentlyNotEno | 28

#7445062 - Thursday 27 April 2017 4:47

It doesn't sound as if there was much actual "chilling" going on there, at least on his part...

By wickedgetz | 29

#7445107 - Thursday 27 April 2017 7:44

sorry OP, that sounds terrible. the fact that you took him home shows that you are a good person with a clean heart. big ups to you

By WeirdUS | 24

#7445124 - Thursday 27 April 2017 8:35

Bad times OP good on you for doing the right thing despite what he did. I hope there won't be a next time.

By Robert Knighton | 4

#7445288 - Thursday 27 April 2017 15:48

So... Second date is on them? :D

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