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Today, I fainted in the bathtub. My family broke the door to save me, which is great, but they all saw me naked, which is not so great. My siblings laughed at the size of my penis, my father laughed at the situation, and my mom just cried. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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“Significant shrinkage!” The water was cold!

It’s a great week for seeing family members’ members apparently...

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Guard_Girl 2

That ******* sucks I'm sorry

it sounds like you nearly drowned too!

You must tea bag them now

I'm curious. how did they know you fainted? did you call out to them after you were unconscious?