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By BlackPhoenixNite - 13/05/2016 23:56 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I didn't believe in the superstitions behind Friday the 13th until one of the residents in the nursing I work at took off her diaper and put it on the coffee making station. Guess who had to clean it up? FML

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jmagd781 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:53

that has nothing to do with Friday the 13.

sgcaudell 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:45

I had a resident once take her brief off and put it in the popcorn machine, like an old time stand up popcorn machine on a cart. That was fun!

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jmagd781 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:53

that has nothing to do with Friday the 13.

sgcaudell 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:45

I had a resident once take her brief off and put it in the popcorn machine, like an old time stand up popcorn machine on a cart. That was fun!

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