Intimacy: Today, I decided to try Chat Roulette for the first time. I saw... - FML

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By trulypar - 01/03/2016 09:13 - United States - Portland

Today, I decided to try Chat Roulette for the first time. I saw things that can NEVER be unseen. FML

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