By kemando - 06/10/2011 10:20 - Canada

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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kemando 22

Damn straight. His name's rascal.

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cradle6 13

Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.

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secondchance128 2

Outsmarted by a patriot… good job

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CatsForLife 3

Your parrot is quite an ass. Sorry for your bad luck in umm.. Picking birds?

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

Because of your profile pic being Bender I read it in his voice ;)

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rasthmus 12

your parrot has learned that when he makes a mess you will come over to his cage. try giving him some more affection and outside cage time and that may stop.

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