Miscellaneous: Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front... - FML

By kittykittyrun - 18/06/2013 16:28 - Canada - Truro

Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front and ended up giving myself a mullet. FML

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kittykittyrun 29

Wednesday 19 June 2013 0:45

I always cut my own bangs and they always look good, this time I just tried something new and watched a YouTube video and the girls hair looked amazing, but I just wasn't paying attention to how much I pulled forward, which I usually do, and ended up cutting off more than I should have. I don't regret doing it. Hair grows back and I'm not too worried.

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k_lylepad 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 0:15

Business in the front, party in the back!

fuckedPriceless 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 3:01

Haven't you seen the video where the girl burns her hair off with a curling-iron? Never trust YouTube!

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Durotic 8

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:38

Its called a ******* barbers for a reason.

OverFlash 15

Wednesday 19 June 2013 7:15

Only if Zohan works there

CharresBarkrey 15

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:15

I don't think barbers really know how to cut female hair.

Kataclysm97 32

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:44

Don't even worry about it. You're bringing "sexy" back :P

bfsd42 20

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:00

Just if there was a button to say you disapprove of a comment. Yes, I am aware of the irony of my comment.

swimgood 16

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:19

This is why I'm scared to attempt more than a trim by myself

buddy51 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:29

Next time you get the urge to cut your hai, OP, I hope you've learned the wisdom of waiting a moment to mullet over before you begin snipping away....

BrownSuger_96 3

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:54

did anyone do the Billy Ray Cyrus joke yet

borntoperform 14

Wednesday 19 June 2013 7:35

CURL IT Trust me, I'm an engineer.

KiddoKS 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 7:42

Just get yourself a flowbee. I'm sure that will fix it right up. I mean there's no way using a vacuum to cut your hair can go wrong!

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Wednesday 19 June 2013 7:56

Joe Dirt

beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 19 June 2013 8:58

YDI, unless you're a professional or previous experience you should not attempt to give yourself a haircut.

Mifflicious 18

Wednesday 19 June 2013 11:16

And how is someone supposed to get that previous experience if they can't cut the hair before they've got the expreince?

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