Miscellaneous: Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front... - FML

By kittykittyrun - 18/06/2013 16:28 - Canada - Truro

Today, I cut my own bangs. I pulled too much hair to the front and ended up giving myself a mullet. FML

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kittykittyrun 29

Wednesday 19 June 2013 0:45

I always cut my own bangs and they always look good, this time I just tried something new and watched a YouTube video and the girls hair looked amazing, but I just wasn't paying attention to how much I pulled forward, which I usually do, and ended up cutting off more than I should have. I don't regret doing it. Hair grows back and I'm not too worried.

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k_lylepad 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 0:15

Business in the front, party in the back!

fuckedPriceless 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 3:01

Haven't you seen the video where the girl burns her hair off with a curling-iron? Never trust YouTube!

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Skinyrd 17

Wednesday 3 September 2014 0:33

I have a mullet, too. They're great, ain't they? Keep it. I'm sure it makes you look sexy.

goaliestud30 23

Monday 15 September 2014 2:31

I don't understand how this is a FML u now have flow so be happy

ellabellaboom 24

Wednesday 21 October 2015 9:11

It's okay OP, a lot of us has been there. Yeah it's embarrassing but you're not alone :)

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